THE GLAMOUR GIRLS HOT 100:

December 10, 2003

 

by Steve Sullivan

 

Britney Spears is back as the #1 Glamour Girl (having spent 18 straight weeks in the Top Three) with her chart-topping album “Get In the Zone,” Top 40 single with kissing pal Madonna “Me Against the Music” (it’s #1 in Europe), recent ABC special, steamy cover layout in Q magazine, and numerous other cover features including German Esquire, Glamour, & British GQ. Oscar winner Halle Berry is #2 with the solid $50 million earned to date by her psychological thriller “Gothika,” and magazine covers including Savoy and Jane. Beyonce’ Knowles, who has spent the last 23 consecutive weeks in the Top Five (four of those weeks at #1), is #3 again with her six Grammy nominations, 9 weeks at #1 with her single “Baby Boy,” and magazine covers including British FHM & Honey. Newlywed Carmen Electra reaches a career-best #4 ranking with her strong cover feature in the January Loaded and nude layout in German Playboy. Eternal sex bomb Pamela Anderson is #5 with her playful cameo in “Scary Movie 3” (which has earned $109 million to date), terrific cover and lingerie feature in the December Loaded, and 2 pages unclad in the 50^th anniversary issue of Playboy.

 

Former “Dark Angel” Jessica Alba surges to #6 thanks to the surprisingly good $13 millionng weekend for her starring movie debut, “Honey,” and carryover cover feature in Maxim En Espanol. Hot on the heels of her Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show appearance on CBS, ebony goddess Tyra Banks keeps moving up to #7 with her sensational semi-topless cover feature in King magazine. Italian stunner Monica Bellucci stands at #8 with the big box office ($136 million and counting) of “The Matrix Revolutions” and features in Celebrity Sleuth & British FHM. Star of the most notorious private sex video in years (which has made her the #1 most searched-for Internet personality for four straight weeks), naughty heiress Paris Hilton also rang up big ratings for her staged-reality show “The Simple Life” to reach #9. “Terminator 3” babe Kristanna Loken is back up to #10 with her hot cover layout in FHM, and enthusiastic discussion of how fun it is to kiss girls.

The Top Ten at a glance (left to right are peak position, total weeks on the Hot 100, ranking two weeks ago, one week ago, and current ranking):

 

#1, 211 wks (2) (2) 1.BRITNEY SPEARS (37 total weeks at #1)

#1, 205 wks (1) (1) 2.Halle Berry (19 total weeks at #1, most recently on December 3)

#1, 170 wks (3) (3) 3.Beyonce’ Knowles (6 weeks at #1, most recently on October 8)

#4, 177 wks (9) (6) 4.Carmen Electra

#1, 211 wks (4) (4) 5.Pamela Anderson (9 weeks at #1, most recently on June 4)

#3, 108 wks (10) (14) 6.Jessica Alba

#1, 166 wks (19) (9) 7.Tyra Banks (1 week at #1: May 28, 2003)

#1, 140 wks (6) (5) 8.Monica Bellucci (6 weeks at #1, most recently on April 30)

#9, 21 wks (14) (13) 9.Paris Hilton

#5, 25 wks (16) (12) 10.Kristanna Loken

 

As the mystery of what happened to her character Sydney Bristow on “Alias” continues to unfold, Jennifer Garner hangs in at #11. Buxom “Las Vegas” co-star Nikki Cox ascends to #12. Heidi Klum was at her platinum-blonde best in the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on CBS, sending her into the Top Ten last week and now at #13. Fellow Victoria’s Secret standout Adriana Lima of Brazil also achieved the Top Ten a week ago, now slipping to #14. A superb cover layout in Maxim carries former “American Pie” favorite Shannon Elizabeth to #15, her highest ranking in over two years. Curvaceous brunette Krista Allen tops her previous best showing by rising to #16 with a superb lingerie cover feature in Stuff. Oscar winner Nicole Kidman is #17 with her strong performance and semi-nude scene in “The Human Stain” opposite Anthony Hopkins, and cover feature in W magazine. Burlesque queen Dita Von Teese edges up to #18 with body-baring layouts in The Face and Arena. The year’s top new breakout star, lovely Keira Knightley, is up to #19 with the success of her romantic comedy “Love Actually” and quite sexy cover of Harpers & Queens. Uma Thurman (sexy cover feature in GQ) perseveres at #20 as “Kill Bill, Vol. 1” prepares to move past $70 million at the box office. #11-20 in overview:

 

#1, 81 wks (5) (7) 11.Jennifer Garner (1 week at #1: Feb. 26, 2003)

#12, 67 wks (18) (15) 12.Nikki Cox

#1, 187 wks (11) (8) 13.Heidi Klum (2 weeks at #1: Sept. 11 & 18, 2002)

#10, 34 wks (20) (10) 14.Adriana Lima

#9, 99 wks (38) (21) 15.Shannon Elizabeth

#16, 41 wks (27) (19) 16.Krista Allen

#1, 146 wks (7) (11) 17.Nicole Kidman (4 weeks at #1, most recently on April 9)

#13, 36 wks (26) (20) 18.Dita Von Teese

#3, 26 wks (41) (22) 19.Keira Knightley

#4, 34 wks (13) (17) 20.Uma Thurman

 

Her drama “Beyond Borders” has been a huge disappointment, but Angelina Jolie hangs in at #21 with the chart-topping video debut of her “Lara Croft” sequel, and covers of British Marie Claire & Self. Christina Aguilera moves back up to #22 with her four Grammy nominations, fast-rising hit “The Voice Within” (with epic-cleavage video), and covers of Maxim Blender & French Maximal. Eye-popping as ever exactly 14 years after her Playboy centerfold debut, Petra Verkaik moves up to #23 with her Voluptuous Vixens feature. Another Voluptuous Vixens knockout, Miriam Gonzalez, is right behind at #24. Aussie dance diva Kylie Minogue jumps to #25 with the European chart success of her new album “Body Language,” and several glamorous magazine covers including British Vogue, German GQ, & Italian Max. The Playboy 50^th Anniversary Playmate for January, Colleen Shannon, rises to #26. Catherine Zeta Jones has never been more astonishingly beautiful than in her teaming with George Clooney in “Intolerable Cruelty”; she slips to #27. Jenny McCarthy is #28 thanks to the $100 million-plus box office of “Scary Movie 3,” and her co-hosting gig for the A&E Playboy 50^th Anniversary special. Czech bosom queen Veronika Zemanova hits #29 with a cover spread in Mayfair and two other current nude layouts. Marg Helgenberger, co-star of television’s #1-rated program, “C.S.I.,” reaches a new peak of #30. Marg—just turned 45—becomes the 7^th glamour gal of that age or older to reach the Top 30. The leaders:

 

1.Sigourney Weaver: Top 30 on Jan. 26, 2000 (age 51, 3 months)

2.Cynthia Myers: June 27, 2001 (age 50, 9 months)

3.Kim Cattrall: Aug. 6, 2003 (age 46, 11 months)

4.Michelle Pfeiffer: Oct. 30, 2002 (age 45, 6 months)

5.Sharon Stone: Oct. 1, 2003 (age 45, 6 months)

6.Madonna: Dec. 3, 2003 (age 45, 3 months)

7.Marg Helgenberger: Dec. 10, 2003 (age 45, 0 month)

 

#21-30:

#1, 162 wks (25) (23) 21.Angelina Jolie (11 weeks at #1, most recently on Aug. 13)

#1, 184 wks (36) (27) 22.Christina Aguilera (2 weeks at #1: Jan. 19 & 26, 2000)

#18, 113 wks (50) (28) 23.Petra Verkaik

#5, 92 wks (51) (29) 24.Miriam Gonzalez

#5, 86 wks (53) (32) 25.Kylie Minogue

#26, 3 wks (58) (36) 26.Colleen Shannon

#1, 198 wks (12) (18) 27.Catherine Zeta Jones (18 weeks at #1, most recently on November 5)

#8, 34 wks (15) (25) 28.Jenny McCarthy

#8, 161 wks (66) (42) 29.Veronika Zemanova

#30, 20 wks (52) (37) 30.Marg Helgenberger

 

And now, the Hot 100 for December 10, 2003. Rankings are compiled on a weekly basis, although only the surveys for even-numbered weeks are published here. The numbers on the far left for each gal are her peak chart position to date, total weeks on the Hot 100, and by her last six weekly rankings, from oldest to most recent. (This is our 84th published survey dating back to October 2000, each covering two weeks; retroactive biweekly charts covering the period from December 1999 through September 2000 have been compiled, for a grand total of 211 charted weeks.)

Two large heart symbols ©© can be found to the left of all women who have spent at least 10 weeks in the Number One position, or have reached #1 with at least 100 weeks in the Top Ten.

A single large heart symbol © is to the left of all women who have spent 1 to 9 weeks in the Number One position, or who have previously ranked as the #1 Glamour Girl of the Year.

Women who have either: a) reached the #2 or #3 position (regardless of total weeks) ; b) spent at least 10 weeks in the Top Ten; c) reached #4-10 with 100 or more weeks on the Hot 100; or d) ranked as one of the top three glamour girls of the year during the past 10 years have a medium-large heart © to the left of their entries.

Glamour girls who have either: a) reached the #4 or #5 position (regardless of total weeks); b) reached #6-10 with at least 50 weeks on the Hot 100; c) spent at least 100 weeks on the Hot 100; or d) ranked as one of the Top Ten glamour girls of the year during the past 10 years have a medium heart © to the left of their entries.

Finally, anyone else who has reached the Top Ten (regardless of total weeks), or reached #11-30 with at least 50 weeks on the Hot 100, has a smaller heart © to their left.

 

An explanation of how the charts are compiled can be seen at the bottom of the survey. I welcome any comments or suggestions sent to: steve, or steve.sullivan7.

 

©© #1, 211 wks (2) (2) (1) (1) (2) (2) 1.BRITNEY SPEARS: After taking a long break, the post-teen queen is BACK with a vengeance. Just turned 22 on December 2, the blonde Louisiana sweetie debuted at #1 with her new album “Get In the Zone,” including the Top 40 U.S. hit “Me Against the Music,” teaming her with Madonna (with a teasing near-kiss at the conclusion of the video playing off their now-legendary kiss on MTV); the song has been #1 for three weeks on the Eurochart. A sexy hour-long ABC special on Nov. 17, full-length interview by Diane Sawyer, and stimulating performance tothe American Music Awards, helped promote the new album. Britney has a bikini cover and steamy 8 pages (including a provocative 1 page lounging seductively in the back seat of a car flaunting her torn black stockings) in the December British magazine Q; a “Nobody’s Angel” cover story for the November 21 Entertainment Weekly; a reprise of her instant-classic bare-bottom cover and semi-topless layout from the U.S. edition for German Esquire; shares the cover of Celebrity Skin #122; an excellent cover and minimally-clad 8 pages in the November British GQ; a “then and now” cover & 6 pages in the Nov.-December American Photo; and adorns the covers of the December Glamour, the November Pop Star, and the January Woman‘s Own. (Britney ranks as the #2 Glamour Girl for 1999-2003.) (37 weeks at #1; 154 weeks in Top Ten) Link to: www.britneyspears.com. Fan site: http://www.britneyspears.org/ Good photo site: www.britney-fans.com.

 

©© #1, 205 wks (3) (3) (2) (2) (1) (1) 2.HALLE BERRY: The 36-year-old ebony enchantress overcame mostly negative reviews to earn $50 million through its third weekend for the psychological thriller “Gothika,” in which she stars as as the staff psychiatrist at a women’s prison who mysteriously awakens from a coma to find herself imprisoned for the murder of her husband. Halle has a stimulating “Halle Berry Up” cover (sitting spread-legged in shorts & low-cut top) and 6 seductive pages in the November Savoy; a cover story in the December Jane; shares the cover of Celebrity Skin #122; was proclaimed “The Undisputed Sexiest Woman In the World” on the cover of the November FHM; and was on the cover of the Nov. 24 Jet. The first-ever African-American Oscar winner as Best Actress, recently split from Eric Bonet after nearly three years of marriage, was at her most radiant hosting “Saturday Night Live” (and having some playful fun with Britney Spears). She also has a vigorous makeout session with Fred Durst in the Limp Biskit music video “Behind Blue Eyes.” (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #3) (19 weeks at #1; 88 weeks in Top Ten) Her official site: http://www.hallewood.com; Tribute site:

www.hallemedia.com/

 

 

© #1, 170 wks (5) (5) (4) (3) (3) (3) 3.BEYONCE’ KNOWLES: The 22-year-old diva, on hiatus from Destiny’s Child, spent nine straight weeks at #1 with her latest single “Baby Boy” (also a European smash) with its body-baring video (writhing on the ground on skimpy attire, then dancing acrobatically in teenie bikini); new single “Me, Myself, & I” has climbed into the Top 30. The multi-talented beauty stars with Cuba Gooding, Jr. in the comedy/musical “The Fighting Temptations,” which has earned $30 million. Ubiquitous with her TV & magazine ads for Pepsi and L’Oreal, she has a superb cover in bikini top & short shorts, inside-cover 3-page foldout in the same, and 8 pages in swimsuits in the November British FHM; and a lovely cover and 5 pages for the December-January Honey. Beyonce’ recently won MTV Europe awards for best song and as best R&B act. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #16) (6 weeks at #1; 44 weeks in Top Ten) Fan site: www.beyonce-knowles.com/

 

© #4, 177 wks (48) (26) (21) (12) (9) (6) 4.CARMEN ELECTRA: The babe-a-licious brunette is the cover girl (her body wrapped in a small portion of a white sheet only) with 7 pages in bikinis, including 2 pages nude face down in bed with a nipple bared, in the January Loaded; has a semi-topless foldout in the January FHM 2004 calendar; a 10-page nude layout in the December German Playboy; and a half-page in the January 50^th anniversary U.S. Playboy. The Ohio-born hottie, 31, married Dave Navarro (guitarist for the group Jane’s Addiction) on November 22; MTV will turn the marriage into (yet another) reality series starting in January. Carmen has released the DVD “Carmen Electra’s Aerobic Striptease,” drawing upon her striptease experience with the Pussycat Dolls. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #34) (17 weeks in Top Ten) See: http://come.to/carmen_electra/

 

©© #1, 211 wks (8) (6) (8) (6) (4) (4) 5.PAMELA ANDERSON: America’s foremost platinum blonde, 35, has an amusing epic-cleavage cameo appearance teaming with fellow Playmate icon Jenny McCarthy in “Scary Movie 3,” which has earned a startling $109 million to date. Pam has an an overflowing-lingerie cover and 7 pages of lingerie pin-ups in the December Loaded. In the magazine she once again declares that when it comes to penis size, “I’m not going to pretend it doesn’t make a difference…Put it this way: I can’t see any down side to a man being well hung.” Pam has 2 pages unclad in the January 50^th anniversary issue of Playboy; a part cover of the December 8 In Touch; and her 2004 calendar is in stores. She’s grabbed good ratings (two million viewers) with her Spike TV action cartoon series “Stripperella”—exotic dancer by night, and superhero later at night—which has lifted her all the way to #4 on the Lycos Top 50 for Internet searches. The star of her own weekly one-hour call-in radio show (from her bedroom), Pam is being treated for hepatitis-C. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #6) (9 weeks at #1; 110 weeks in Top Ten) Pam’s new official website: www.pamelaanderson.com. Photo gallery: http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/pamimage/

 

© #3, 108 wks (47) (25) (16) (11) (10) (14) 6 .JESSICA ALBA: The former “Dark Angel” multi-ethnic temptress, 22 (she grew up in California in a Mexican-Spanish household), is adorably stunning portraying a Bronx-born homegirl who becomes a hip-hop video choreographer and dancer (including steamy dance routines) in the film “Honey,” which surprised many with a solid $13 millionng weekend. She has a wonderfully alluring cover (in tank top & bikini bottom) and 7 pages in the same attire on the beach in the December Maxim en Espanol (carried over from the November U.S. edition); a sultry leg-art cover and 6 pages in the November Estylo; and a seductive cover story in the November Zink. The “Dark Angel” second-season DVD set is in stores. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #42) (26 weeks in Top Ten) Fan site: www.jessica-alba.com/ ; also see: www.jessicaalba.net/

 

© #1, 166 wks (156) (117) (95) (79) .TYRA BANKS: Blessed with the ebony body and face of a goddess, Tyra was astonishingly gorgeous as always on the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on CBS November 19. In her hottest magazine layout in years, she has a semi-topless cover (wearing bikini bottom androbe, with a hand on bare breast) and 5 pages of cleavage-baring poses in the January-February King. Just turned 30 on December 4, her UPN competition series “America’s Next Top Model” returns in January. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #13) (1 week at #1; 42 weeks in Top Ten) Photos:

www.65mph.com/tyra/

 

© #1, 140 wks (120) (62) (27) (9) (6) (5) 8.MONICA BELLUCCI: The curvaceous Italian brunette screen goddess returns as temptress Persephone in “The Matrix Revolutions” which has earned $136 million so far; Roger Ebert said the film’s most impressive special effects are her nearly bared breasts. Just turned 35 on October 30, Monica has 5 pages in bikinis (with 1 page semi-topless) in the December British FHM; 4 pages in the February Celebrity Sleuth; 3 pages in the November Italian Max; a fine cover (in tight, low-cut dress) and 5 pages in the November Tatler; 1 page as the year’s #5 sexiest in the January Femme Fatales; and a deep-cleavage cover only for the November German Vogue. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #17) (6 weeks at #1; 34 weeks in Top Ten) Fan site: www.monicabellucci.it/

 

© #9, 21 wks (56) (42) (34) (17) (14) (13) 9.PARIS HILTON: 21-year-old blonde Paris, of the super-rich siblings from the legendary hotel family, always wanted to be famous, but not quite like this. A three-year-old video of Paris and her ex-boyfriend having sex has created a sensation, sending her soaring to #1 for an amazing four straight weeks on the Lycos Top 50 for most Internet search requests; also, a girl-on-girl video with Playboy Playmate Nicole Lenz is making the rounds. Boosted by the sordid publicity, her low-grade staged-reality show “The Simple Life” (spoiled rich girls have to rough it with a farm family) snagged 13 million viewers in its debut. She had a jaw-dropping, innuendo-filled appearance on the December 6 “Saturday Night Live” Weekend Update, smilingly answering Jimmy Fallon’s questions about how one gets into the Paris Hilton, and how roomy it is. “My Side of the Story” was the cover story of the December 1-8 Us; her semi-topless layout for U.S. Maxim is being reprised on the cover of the magazine’s German edition. Paris also makes brief appearances in “The Cat In the Hat” and “Wonderland.” (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #121) (1 week in Top Ten) See:

www.askmen.com/women/models_150/171_paris_hilton.html.

 

© #5, 25 wks ) (16) (12) 10.KRISTANNA LOKEN: Splendid, curvy blonde, the 24-year-old, 5-foot-11 deadly cyborg in “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines” (now a home video smash), has a bra & panties foldout in the January FHM 2004 calendar, following her terrific cover feature in the magazine’s December issue. Born outside Albany with Norwegian heritage, she also has an outstanding 3 pages of pin-ups in the August Aussie magazine Ralph. After being spotted making out in public two straight nights with rock singer Pink, she remarked that it was far from her first girl-kissing experience, and that “kissing a girl is much, much nicer than kissing a man.” (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #107) (5 weeks in Top Ten) Fan site: http://kristannautopiax.org/

 

 

© #1, 81 wks (13) (11) (6) (5) (5) (7) 11.JENNIFER GARNER: Lovely and lethal Sydney Bristow in ABC’s spine-tingling spy drama “Alias” mysteriously lost two years of her life on last May’s season finale; the mystery is just beginning to unravel with the current season. The “Alias” first-season DVD package hit the best-seller charts, and the second-season DVD is now available. Jennifer, 31, has 4 pages in the February Celebrity Sleuth, and shares the cover of the current Alias fan mag. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #37) (1 week at #1; 16 weeks in Top Ten) Fan site: http://www.jennifer-garner.com/ 

 

© #12, 67 wks (49) (40) (33) (26) (18) (15) 12.NIKKI COX: Absent from TV screens for too long, the magnificently endowed brunette has a good role as a warm-hearted Sin City “escort” (always seen in low-cut bombshell attire) in the popular new NBC series “Las Vegas.” (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #116) Photos: www.absolutepictures.com/c/cox_nikki/

 

© #1, 187 wks (10) (17) (37) (27) (11) (8) 13.HEIDI KLUM: The fabulously configured blonde German supermodel, 30, modeled the $11 million, diamond-encrusted bra & panties (along with other scanty attire) in the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on CBS November 19, the showcase star of one of the year’s top glamour-girl events. Victoria’s Secret climbed to #10 in Lycos search requests following the broadcast. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #18) (2 weeks at #1; 28 weeks in Top Ten) Photo gallery: http://www.fifty-five.com/

 

© #10, 34 wks ) 14.ADRIANA LIMA: Spectacular 22-year-old Brazilian brunette was a breathtaking (and scantily clad) vision for the millions of viewers for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on CBS November 19. Adriana—formerly engaged to rock artist Lenny Kravitz--has a rich mix of French, Portuguese, African, Native American, & Caribbean in her heritage. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #161) Photos: www.fulllatin.com/adriana_lima.htm.

 

© #9, 99 wks ) 15.SHANNON ELIZABETH: Ending a prolonged absence, the sexy “American Pie” brunette has a delightful cover (in very low-cut top & bikini bottom, with a big smile) and 7 pages in the December Maxim, and a nice cleavage cover and 5 pages in bikinis and other skimpy attire in the premiere issue of Stuff Gamer. Shannon, 27, has a 10-second appearance at the end of the romantic comedy “Love Actually” as “the sexy one” brought to London from Milwaukee, and recently appeared on a few episodes of “That ‘70s Show” as a love interest for Ashton Kushner. Her next film is the Wes Craven werewolf flick “Cursed.” (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #69) (5 weeks in Top Ten) Official website: www.shannonelizabeth.com/  

 

#16, 41 wks ) (27) (19) 16.KRISTA ALLEN: Well-curved California-born, Houston-raised brunette seen earlier this year in “Anger Management” has a superbly sultry lingerie cover (in overflowing red teddy & black stockings) and 8 pages in the December Stuff, and the cover and a mostly-bare vintage layout in the French mag Play In the House. The 32-year-old knockout has a supporting role in the sci-fi thriller “Paycheck,” out on Christmas Day. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #164) Her website: www.krista-allen.com/

 

© #1, 146 wks ) 17.NICOLE KIDMAN: The Academy Award winner as Best Actress (for “The Hours”), the flame-haired Australian (as a brunette) has an affair with Anthony Hopkins, including a bedroom striptease and semi-nude scene, in the drama “The Human Stain,” which has earned $5.1 million in limited release. Nicole is cover girl for the January Good Housekeeping; has the cover and 5 pages in curiously frizzy blonde hair for the December W magazine; an odd cover and 7 pages in raven-brunette wig for the November German GQ; and was called the most powerful actress in Hollywood (and #10 most powerful creative artist overall) by Entertainment Weekly. 36-year-old Nicole (selected as the new face of Chanel No. 5 fragrance starting in 2004) has another biggie coming on Christmas Day with her starring role in the Civil War-era epic “Cold Mountain.” (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #9) (4 weeks at #1; 56 weeks in Top Ten) Tribute site: www.nicolekidman.org/

 

#13, 36 wks ) (26) (20) 18.DITA VON TEESE: The brunette striptease queen with the hourglass figure, 31, has 9 pages of excellent pin-ups (5 pages near-nude, 4 pages in lingerie or skimpy stage attire) in the November The Face; a foldout in corset and 6 pages (including 3 pages fully topless & 1 page near-topless) in the December Arena; and a feature in the fetish magazine Marquis #28. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #150) Link to: http://www.ditavonteese.com, or www.dita.net.

 

© #3, 26 wks ) 19.KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: Enchantingly beautiful 18-year-old British actress is declared the year’s breakout new star (by the Dec. 12 Entertainment Weekly) as Elizabeth, feisty daughter of the royal governor and kidnapped by pirates in the big-budget “Pirates of the Caribbean,” which has earned a rousing $304 million. In the ensemble romantic comedy “Love Actually” (which earned $49 million to date), she plays a woman who discovers that her husband’s best friend is in love with her. On November 2 she co-starred in a new PBS production of “Doctor Zhivago.” Keira has a surprisingly sexy cover of the December Harpers & Queens (topless with her arms covering bare breasts) and a pleasingly sexy leg-art cover of the November British Glamour. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #98) (6 weeks in Top Ten) Up-to-date fan site: www.exquisite-keira.com/

 

© #4, 34 wks (4) (4) (7) (13) (13) (17) 20.UMA THURMAN: Kicking butt like no previous action-movie heroine, the seductive and gifted blonde single-handedly takes on an army of sword-wielding adversaries in Quentin Tarantino’s bloody revenge epic “Kill Bill, Vol. 1,” which has earned $69 million to date; we’ll get volume two in February. Uma, 33, has a va-va-voom cover and 4 pages in low-cut slip in the December GQ; a “Bill” solo foldout in the December Arena; 1 page as the year’s #9 sexiest in the January Femme Fatales; and graces the “Bill” cover of Maxim Goes to the Movies. At year’s end she co-stars in the sci-fi drama “Paycheck.” (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #91) (5 weeks in Top Ten) Up-to-date fan site: www.uma-thurman.net/

 

© #1, 162 wks ) 21.Angelina Jolie: The personification of edgy, provocative sensuality, Angelina unfortunately crashed and burned starring in the drama “Beyond Borders,” which has earned an embarrassing $4.4 million with poor reviews to match. The Oscar-winning bombshell has a superbly sultry cover in low-cut dress for the January British Marie Claire, and is the cover girl for the December Self. In an ABC interview with Barbara Walters, Angelina, 28, discussed her bisexuality. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #7) (11 weeks at #1; 54 weeks in Top Ten) Tribute sites: http://www.ajolie.com/ and http://celebs.absolutenow.com/angelina_jolie/

 

© #1, 184 wks (35) (53) (54) (42) (36) (27) 22.Christina Aguilera: The beguiling blonde-turned-raven-brunette pop star, the recipient of four Grammy nominations, has climbed to the edge of the Top 40 with the ballad “The Voice Within,” with video showing off her suddenly imposing cleavage. Christina stripped down from a nun’s habit to a barely-there outfit at the MTV Europe Awards show, and declared half-humorously, “If anyone’s going to get the award for showing the most skin, it’s me!” She has the cover (in garish red low-cut showgirl dress) and 7 pages as “Woman of the Year” in the December Maxim Blender; a sultry 5 pages in the November Italian Max; and a reprised cover feature in the upcoming December French Maximal. Her “Justified & Stripped” tour with Justin Timberlake runs to December 17, and she has a near-topless magazine ad campaign for Versace. The onetime “Mickey Mouse Club” babe, who turns 23 on December 18, regularly ranks as one of the 10 most-downloaded Internet women. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #16) (2 weeks at #1; 48 weeks in Top Ten) Link to: www.christina-a.com. British fan site: www.christina-aguilera.co.uk/

 

© #18, 113 wks ) 23.Petra Verkaik: The eternally popular brunette Miss December 1989, still a physical phenomenon at 37, shows off her all-natural 36DD-24-36 form with a sensational 8 pages in Playboy‘s Voluptuous Vixens and 4 pages in the French Les Filles de Playboy #33. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #83) Link to: www.petracentral.com.

 

© #5, 92 wks ) 24.Miriam Gonzalez: The extraordinary 34DDD-25-35, 26-year-old Puerto Rican from Queens, NY, Miss March 2001, has 4 pages at her hottest in Playboy‘s Voluptuous Vixens, and is in the 2004 Playboy Lingerie Calendar. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #62) (7 weeks in Top Ten) See: http://cyber.playboy.com/

 

© #5, 86 wks ) 25.Kylie Minogue: Sassy Australian auburn-haired singer-actress debuted at #1 on the British chart (and reached #2 on the Eurochart) with her new single “Slow,” her seventh record to go all the way in the U.K. It’s from her album “Body Language,” which reached #2 in Europe; its U.S. release is set for February 10. Kylie, 35, has a fine cover in one-piece swimsuit (with a less interesting 3 pages) for the December British Vogue; cover pose in halter top & low-riding pants for the December German GQ; the cover and 8 pages of mainly leg art in the November Italian Max; and the cover and 5 pages in the November I-D. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #74) (7 weeks in Top Ten) Official website: http://www.kylie.com.

 

#26, 3 wks (--) (--) (--) (--) (58) (36) 26.Colleen Shannon: Excellent 25-year-old, 34C-25-34 blonde from Alaska is the January Playmate of the Month for the 50^th anniversary issue of Playboy. She’s appeared in music videos by Blues Traveler and Smash Mouth. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #293) See:

http://cyber.playboy.com.

 

©© #1, 198 wks (1) (1) (3) (7) (12) (18) 27.Catherine Zeta Jones: The keenly anticipated dark romantic comedy pairing of perhaps the world’s most beautiful woman with her male counterpart George Clooney, “Intolerable Cruelty,” has earned $35 million; the Oscar-winning Welsh goddess, 34, has never looked more stunning. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #5) (18 weeks at #1; 76 weeks in Top Ten) Tribute site: www.celebritypro.com/Catherine_Zeta_Jones.htm.

 

© #8, 34 wks (22) (12) (9) (8) (15) (25) 28.Jenny McCarthy: Blonde and sexy once again, the October 1993 Playmate has a crowd-pleasing cameo teaming with Pamela Anderson in “Scary Movie 3,” which has earned $109 million so far. She has 4 pages in bikinis in the December British FHM, carried over from the U.S. edition, and a bikini foldout in the January U.S. FHM calendar. Jenny, who turned 31 on November 1, hosted a portion of the A&E two-hour Playboy 50^th anniversary special, and has 1 page in the January anniversary issue. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #101) (2 weeks in Top Ten) Tribute site:

www.jenny-mccarthy.com/

 

© #8, 161 wks ) 29.Veronika Zemanova: Bosomy Czech brunette, 28, is the cover girl with centerfold and 5 pages nude in Mayfair Vol. 38 #8, has a hot 7 pages in The Best of Men‘s World #22, and has 6 pages in Knave‘s DD Plus. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #49) (5 weeks in Top Ten) Veronica’s official site: http://veronika-zemanova.com/

 

#30, 20 wks ) (52) (37) 30.Marg Helgenberger: Recently turned a very lovely 45, the appealing strawberry-blonde co-stars (as Catherine Willow) in the CBS medical-examiner drama “C.S.I.,” which regularly ranks #1 with audiences in excess of 25 million. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #244) Up-to-date fan site: www.marghelgenberger.net/

 

© #8, 119 wks (33) (24) (13) (10) (8) (16) 31.Jessica Simpson: Tuna, chicken, or maybe buffalo wings? The blonde pop singer with the D-cup bosom, 23, has become the daffiest star of reality TV with her MTV show “Newlyweds” which pulled three million viewers for its October 21 season finale; the show will return in January. She served as the lingerie-clad girl popping out of a giant cake for her husband’s recent 30^th birthday. Jessica had a classic “Housewife of the Year” cover (vacuuming the floor clad in panties, skimpy top, high heels, and a big smile) and 3 pages in the November 27 Rolling Stone. She reached #10 on the Billboard chart with her album “In This Skin.” The MTV show helped push her to #2 in Internet downloads as measured by DAI News, and led ABC to sign her to a development deal for a sitcom. The 5-foot-3 Dallas native also has a book of wedding advice, “I Do: Achieving Your Dream Wedding.” (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #81) (2 weeks in Top Ten) Official site: www.jessicasimpson.com; fan site:

www.jessicacentral.com/

 

© #6, 76 wks (58) (45) (39) (35) (30) (24) 32.Ashanti Douglas: Alluring R&B phenom, 23, hit #1 with her album “Chapter II” (which contains a miniature swimsuit poster inside); its second single “Rain On Me” reached #7, and she performed it memorably in a soaking wet lingerie-type outfit on the American Music Awards November 16. Ashanti also has a Christmas album on the chart. She has a very pretty cover for the January Lucky. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #86) (7 weeks in Top Ten) Official website: www.ashantionline.com/

 

#28, 46 wks ) (103) (63) (43) 33.Irina Voronina: Possessing both a face and figure (35-24-36) of true classical beauty, the Russian blonde who graced the January 2001 Playboy centerfold is the cover girl with 7 pages in Playboy‘s Playmates In Bed, and has an uncredited girl-girl pose in the January Playboy “Lights, Cameras, Fantasy” pictorial. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #186) Excellent photo site: www.volny.cz/romana_h/46_irina_voronina/

 

#34, 3 wks ) (104) (64) (44) 34.”Kalani”: Impressive and exotic mixture of Hawaiian, French and Vietnamese, an amply stacked 36-26-36, is the cover girl with 6 pages in Playboy‘s Voluptuous Vixens, and has 4 pages in Playboy‘s Wet & Wild. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #345) See: http://cyber.playboy.com.

 

#35, 9 wks (78) (68) (56) (50) (45) (38) 35.Dido Florian Armstrong: Blonde British acoustic singer (billed only as Dido) debuted at #4 in Billboard with “Life for Rent,” her first new album since her breakthrough nearly four years ago, and the album has topped the Eurochart for an impressive nine straight weeks. Its leadoff single, “White Flag,” shot to #1 across Europe (topping the Italian and Australian charts) and reached #29 in the U.S. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #320) Official website: www.dido.co.uk/

 

© #1, 171 wks ) 36.Penelope Cruz: The Spanish enchantress portrays a convicted murderess being treated by staff psychiatrist Halle Berry in the thriller “Gothika,” which earned $50 million through its third weekend. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #24) (1 week at #1; 28 weeks in Top Ten) Fan site: www.penelope-cruz.net/

 

© #5, 147 wks (23) (21) (19) (16) (22) (30) 37.Madonna: “A kiss is just a kiss,” as the old song goes, but Madonna landed on front pages worldwide by sensuously smooching her scantily-clad “brides” Britney Spears & Christina Aguilera during their bigng number on the MTV Video Music Awards. She also makes a guest appearance on Britney’s Top 40 single (#1 for 3 weeks across Europe) and video, “Me Against the Music” (climaxing with their near-kiss). Madonna’s own album of remixes is faring rather poorly on the charts. Her children’s book “The English Roses” has been published in over 30 languages and 100 countries; another, “Mr. Peabody’s Apples,” is now in stores. An entire 144-page edition of the British rock magazine Q is devoted to Madonna’s career. The 45-year-old pop icon was voted the #1 music video star of all time in an MTV.com poll. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #38; she was the #1 Glamour Girl in 1985.) (5 weeks in Top Ten) See: www.madonna.com/ Photo site:

www.madonnashots.com.

 

© #1, 120 wks (18) (29) (31) (29) (23) (33) 38.Salma Hayek: The Mexican bombshell of “Frida” and “Once Upon a Time in Mexico” fame has a lovely cover (in slinky black dress) and 5 pages—including 1 page not-quite-nude—in the December Harpers Bazaar; 2 pages as “Most Drop-Dead Gorgeous” in the November Movieline Hollywood Life. The multi-talented beauty, 35, makes her debut as a director, “The Maldonado Miracle,” which debuted on Showtime. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #23) (2 weeks at #1; 29 weeks in Top Ten) Fan site: www.salma.com; Tribute site: www.absolutely.net/hayek/

 

© #8, 137 wks (19) (14) (18) (34) (62) (49) 39.Jenna Jameson: Platinum blonde porn superstar has cover features in the February Hustler (with interview) and Hustler‘s Girl + Girl. Recently interviewed as part of a story on the porn industry on “60 Minutes,” she did voice work on the big-selling video game “Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.” Jenna has a regular sex column in the U.S. and British editions of FHM; she recently laid it on the line: “Size does matter! Girls like big cocks, simple as that!” Her book “How to Make Love Like a Porn Star” is set for publication in May. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #52) (3 weeks in Top Ten) Link to: http://www.clubjenna.com.

 

©© #1, 211 wks (14) (20) (23) (23) (31) (34) 40.Jennifer Lopez: The Bronx-born Puerto Rican bombshell reached an unimpressive #69 with the CD compilation “The Reel Me,” accompanied by a DVD with all 17 of her music videos to date. The multi-media queen has a part cover of Celebrity Skin #122; her second perfume is in stores, “Still Jennifer Lopez,” along with her 2004 calendar. (Jennifer ranks as the Number One Glamour Girl of 1999-2003.) (32 weeks at #1; 178 weeks in Top Ten) Official website:

www.jenniferlopez.com; fan site: www.jlzone.com.

 

#17, 31 wks ) (102) (72) (52) 41.Elisha Cuthbert: Gorgeous Canadian blonde plays federal agent Jack Bauer’s constantly endangered daughter Kim in the thrilling Fox series “24”; for the show’s third season, Kim has joined the C.T.U. team as a computer specialist. Elisha also one scene (as a Milwaukee beauty) in the romantic comedy “Love Actually.” She has 1 page in the January Femme Fatales, and a bikini cover and 3 pages in the November French FHM. Just turned 21 on November 30, she plays an L.A. teen who wants to get away from the porn scene in the upcoming film “The Girl Next Door.” (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #173) Up-to-date fan site:

http://members.fortunecity.com/elishacuthbert/ Another good fan site: http://devoted.to/elisha/

 

#42, 3 wks ) (84) (59) 42.Lucy Pinder: 19-year-old brown-haired British Page 3 bombshell with an astonishing (and natural) 34-FF bosom shows off her eye-popping assets with 4 pages near-topless in the December Loaded. She remarks that DD-cup icon Katie “Jordan” Price has “taken me under her wings—or her breasts, I should say!” (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #405) Her official website: www.lucypinder.info/

 

© #3, 197 wks ) 43.Gisele Bundchen: “The Boobs from Brazil,” 23, made her usual vivid impression in the Victoria’s Secret CBS special on November 19. Gisele has a bland cover for the spring 2004 (!) Women‘s Wear Daily magazine, and a sexy 1 page in the November French FHM. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #29) (22 weeks in Top Ten) Excellent fan site:

www.giselencyclopedia.com/

 

#26, 42 wks (72) (60) (48) (40) (35) (26) 44 .Kelly Ripa: Huggably pretty blonde co-host of “Live With Regis & Kelly” co-stars in a new ABC sitcom with Faith Ford, “Hope and Faith,” which has earned promising early ratings; they share the cover story for the December Ladies Home Journal. Kelly was both funny and sexy hosting “Saturday Night Live” on November 1, spoofing her image deftly. She’s the cover girl (in low-cut dress) for the December Complete Woman. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #194) Fan site: www.angelfire.com/celeb/kellyripa/

 

#19, 25 wks ) (121) (82) (60) 45.Christi Shake: Sizzling 34D-24-34 Baltimore-born blonde, Miss May 2002, has a spectacular 6 pages each in Playmates In Bed and the French Les Filles de Playboy #33, 2 pages in Voluptuous Vixens, and is in the 2004 Playboy Lingerie Calendar. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #200) Her site: www.christishake.com/

 

#20, 30 wks ) (122) (83) (61) 46.LaTasha Marzolla: Formidable 36DD-25-34 platinum blonde bombshell, born in California and raised in Las Vegas, has 4 pages in the January-February Playboy Book of Lingerie, and 6 hot pages in Playboy‘s Voluptuous Vixens. “Tasha” has earned additional notoriety competing as a Muay Thai kickboxer, in matches promoted by using her sex-symbol image. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #202) See: http://belbabes.iwebland.com/playbabes2/Latasha%20Marzolla_1.htm.

 

© #4, 40 wks (31) (39) (45) (52) (60) (66) 47.Hilary Duff: Wonderfully cute, shapely blonde star of the “The Lizzie McGuire Movie” made it all the way to #1 with her debut pop album, “Metamorphosis,” and it’s surged back into the Top Five with the holiday buying season. Hilary celebrated her 16^th birthday (Sept. 28) with an hour-long WB special. The perky Houston native performed on the American Music Awards, and made a guest appearance singing “Leader of the Pack” on “American Dreams” November 23. She’s cover girl for the November Nickelodeon, and appears at year’s end in the Steve Martin remake of “Cheaper By the Dozen.” (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #99) (4 weeks in Top Ten) Official fan site:

www.hilaryduff.com/

 

#20, 15 wks ) (103) (70) 48.Pennelope Jimenez: The March 2003 Playboy Playmate, a magnificent 34D-24-35 Latina brunette born in San Diego with a wealth of ethnic heritages (including Filipino, Mexican & Spanish), has 1 page in the January Playboy Playmate Review, and is spectacular in the 2004 Playboy Playmate Calendar and Playboy Lingerie Calendar. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #227) See: http://cyber.playboy.com.

 

#49, 5 wks ) (153) (104) (71) 49.Rachel Sterling: Quite seductive, voluptuous 23-year-old brown-haired exotic from Texas—an intriguing mix of Apache, Spanish, and Korean—is busting out of bra & panties on the cover of Your Eyes Vol. 2 #9, with 10 pages of pin-ups including 4 pages near-topless and the rest in lingerie. Rachel is a former Juggy Dancer on Comedy Central’s “The Man Show,” and had a small role in the Vin Diesel film “A Man Apart.” (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #480) See: www.importtuner.com/models/0212it_model/

 

#31, 12 wks ) (39) (31) 50.Laura Linney: Elegant blonde, a previous Oscar nominee for “You Can Count on Me,” is utterly charming as a shy, lovesick employee of Alan Rickman’s in the romantic comedy “Love Actually,” which has earned $49 million to date. Laura also plays the wife of emotionally tortured Sean Penn in the Clint Eastwood drama “Mystic River” (named the year’s best picture by the National Board of Review), which has earned $52 million. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #305) Good fan site: www.lauralinney.net/

 

#15, 46 wks ) (21) (45) 51.Molly Sims: Pretty green-eyed blonde former host of MTV’s “House of Style” plays the decidedly sexy daughter of Vegas casino security director James Caan in the new NBC series “Las Vegas,” which has done well in early ratings. The Kentucky native graces the cover of the Sports Illustrated 2004 Swimsuit Calendar, and has a very glamorous cover (in slinky low-cut dress) and 5 pages in the November Ocean Drive. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #155) Her official site: http://mollysims.com/

 

© #3, 46 wks 4) 52.Alicia Keys: The multi-Grammy-winning singer, songwriter, and pianist has climbed briskly into the Top 15 with her new single, the superb soul ballad “You Don’t Know My Name,” from her widely-praised second album, “The Diary of Alicia Keys,” now in stores. She has a very glamorous cover (in low-cut dress) for the Dec.-January Sophisticate‘s Black Hair, and the cover story in the December Today‘s Black Woman. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #84) (6 weeks in Top Ten) Link to: http://www.aliciakeys.net/

 

#20, 26 wks ) (155) (110) (91) 53.Jennifer Ellison: Sizzling, amply stacked blonde from the British teen soap “Hollyoaks,” 20, has 6 pages in lingerie showcasing her epic physique in the December British FHM. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #188) Tribute site:

www.celebritypalace.com/jenniferellison/

 

© #3, 152 wks (93) (73) (57) (53) (69) (62) 54.Estella Warren: Magnificent 34-24-34 Canadian blonde supermodel/starlet plays the girlfriend of William Macy’s estranged son in the indie film “The Cooler,’ now in limited release. Estella has a face-only cover with 3 pages in the October-November Toro. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #28) (34 weeks in Top Ten) Picture site:

www.cinema-stars.com/EstellaWarren/     

 

#55, 11 wks (193) (160) (115) (88) (78) (67) 55.Melissa George: Curvy Australian blonde who co-starred in the short-lived ABC series “Thieves” portrays Lauren, the new wife of Michael Vaughn, Sydney Bristow’s (Jennifer Garner’s) former lover, and a fellow agent, in “ABC’s “Alias.” After Lauren somewhat unwittingly bretrayed Sydney to her superiors, then partly made up for it by helping her to escape, Sydney had the pleasure of socking Lauren in the jaw before helping her up. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #501) Authorized website: www.melissageorge.co.uk/

 

#56, 5 wks (--) (--) (--) (343) (192) (94) 56.Lauren Graham: Born in Hawaii but raised in the author’s home territory of Fairfax, Virginia, this brunette firecracker, 36, plays Lorelai Gilmore, the free-spirited, sexy, and always lovable mother of a bright teenage daughter in the WB’s “Gilmore Girls.” Lauren portrays a bartender who hops in a hot tub with Billy Bob Thornton in the rather nasty comedy “Bad Santa,” which earned $27 million through its second weekend. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #510) Up-to-date fan site: www.lauren-graham.net/

 

© #1, 125 wks ) 57.Kirsten Dunst: Blonde cutie from “Spider-Man” has an appealing cover story in the December-January Cosmo Girl, and the cover & 3 pages in the December Paper. She plays a student of women’s college professor Julia Roberts in “Mona Lisa Smile” (ng Dec. 19), and shared the cast cover story in the November 14 Entertainment Weekly. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #27) (2 weeks at #1; 13 weeks in Top Ten) Photo gallery:

http://celebs.absolutenow/kirsten_dunst/

 

© #4, 97 wks ) 58.Shania Twain: The Canadian-born brunette country sexpot has received three Grammy nominations, and is climbing the charts with her latest single, “She’s Not Just a Pretty Face.” Shania (cover girl for the December Lifetime) had a new NBC concert special on November 16, and continues her world tour until December 21; after the holidays, she takes the tour to Europe. To no one’s surprise, she won Playboy.com’s recent online poll for the hottest country music babe. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #32) (31 weeks in Top Ten) Up-to-date fan site: www.shania.com/ Official site: www.shania-twain.com/

 

#59, 5 wks ) (133) (96) (88) 59.Kelis Rogers: Saucy 24-year-old R&B singer, who goes by her first name only, has soared to #4 with her spicy single “Milkshake”; it’s from her new album “Tasty,” which has earned good reviews. She had 4 pages (including 1 page semi-topless) in the November Arena. Official site: www.kelis.com/

 

#39, 15 wks ) (154) (105) (72) 60.Sandra Ramirez: Totally spectacular, bosomy 23-year-old brunette Latina, born in east Los Angeles to a Mexican father and Spanish mother, has 6 pages (including a sizzling double-page near-topless pose and 4 pages in bikinis) in Your Eyes Vol. 2 #9. She was a regular on Showtime’s “Resurrection Blvd.” and in the film “Chasing Papi.” (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #320) Official site: www.starbuzz.tv/sandraramirez/

 

#17, 31 wks ) (56) (48) 61.Teri Harrison: Gorgeous 34C-26-33 Florida-born blonde October 2002 Playmate, 22, with an international heritage (Japanese mother, German father), has a splendid 6 pages in Playboy‘s Playmates In Bed; a foldout in the December German Playboy Playmate Review (the year’s only American centerfold); and is featured in the 2004 Playboy Playmate Calendar. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #196) Her website: www.terimarieharrison.com.

 

© #4, 61 wks (80) (48) (35) (31) (24) (46) 62.Denise Richards: Sexy ex-007 babe generates big laughs opposite real-life hubby Charlie Sheen with her death scene in the smash sequel “Scary Movie 3,” and made a November 24 guest appearance on his CBS sitcom “Two and a Half Men.” Denise also has a 10-second cameo in the final sequence of the hit romantic comedy “Love Actually.” Now 32, she has one photo from the “second greatest movie nude scene” ever (in “Wild Things”) as chosen by the December British FHM, and a pleasant but non-sexy cover and 6 pages in the November Vegas. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #68) (5 weeks in Top Ten) Photos: www.actressarchives.com/denise/

 

#47, 4 wks ) 63.Sarah McLachlan: Gifted and soothing Canadian brunette singer-songwriter who created Lilith Fair debuted at #2 with her new album “Afterglow,” including the single “Fallen” which has reached #52. A newly-announced Grammy nomninee, she has a pleasant cover for the November Performing Songwriter. Official site; www.sarahmclachlan.com.

 

#64, 4 wks ) (203) (164) (119) 64.Michelle Marsh: Cute 20-year-old blonde with an extraordinary (and natural) 32-FF bosom, a British Page 3 favorite, has 7 pages topless with mostly girl-girl poses in the January Loaded; 4 pages topless in the November Front; and is the overwhelming front-runner so far in the Simply Gorgeous website’s unofficial voting for Page 3 girl of the year. See:

www.tabloidgirls.com/girls/michelle_marsh/michelle_marsh.htm.

 

© #9, 50 wks ) 65.Naomi Watts: The British-born, Aussie-raised “Mulholland Drive” blonde is being hailed by critics for her intense performance opposite Sean Penn in the drama “21 Grams,” which has earned $2.4 million in limited release. Naomi has a poorly-posed cover but much nicer 5 pages in the December-January Interview, a glamorous cover for Los Angeles Confidential, and 3 pages in the November Italian Max. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #115) (1 week in Top Ten) Up-to-date fan site: www.naomi-watts.net/

 

#27, 39 wks (455) (379) (250) (186) (154) (132) 66.Gwen Stefani: Stylish blonde lead singer of No Doubt has climbed to #16 with the group’s latest single “It’s My Life” (in which she is glamorous as ever in the video), from their greatest-hits album which debuted at #2 in Billboard. Gwen is the bare-midriff cover girl as the year’s #1 sexiest woman in the January Femme Fatales. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #194) Fan site: http://www.absolutedivas.com/gwen/

 

#67, 2 wks ) (111) (78) 67.Barbara Mori: Gorgeous, gently curved, dusky 25-year-old from Uraguay (full name Barbara Mori Ochoa), a telenovela actress in Mexico, is the cover girl with hands on bare breasts, and 9 pages either near-topless or in lingerie, in the November Maxim en Espanol. See: www.fulllatin.com/barbara_mori.htm.

 

#68, 2 wks ) (112) (79) 68.Francesca Lancini: Very big-bosomed blonde Italian TV babe and model, 20, has 4 pages fully topless in the November British FHM. Photos:

www.x-portal.biz/gallery/f_lancini/album.htm.

 

© #1, 95 wks (24) (22) (22) (36) (44) (63) 69.Kristin Kreuk: The heart-meltingly lovely Canadian-born brunette is in her third season as Lana Lang, the object of high schooler Clark Kent’s adoration, in the hit WB series “Smallville.” She has 1 page as the year’s #7 sexiest in the January Femme Fatales. Kristin (whose exotic look derives from her half-Chinese, half-Dutch ancestry) has a pretty cover for the winter Teen magazine; she also models for Neutrogena. She turns 21 on December 30; her last name is pronounced “krewk” (rhymes with Luke). (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #37) (1 week at #1; 13 weeks in Top Ten) Fan sites: www.kkreuk.com/ and http://www.kristinkreuk.net/

 

#50, 25 wks ) (135) (101) (80) 70.Barbi Twins: The fabulously buxom (38-D) blonde twins Shane & Sia—still double dynamite at age 40—are on the cover with 6 pages nude (including S&M-style poses) in the January Hustler. The outstanding photos were shot by Shane’s husband Ken Wahl and originally intended for Playboy, but after that magazine decided against running them, the pictures were spirited away and sold to Hustler, along with some lurid text. The Barbis have sued publisher Larry Flynt. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #314) See:

http://extratv.warnerbros.com/dailynews/pop/05_01/barbi.html.

 

© #10, 131 wks ) 71.Katie (“Jordan”) Price: The blonde British “bad girl” with an addiction to boob jobs proudly shows off her imposing DD-cup assets with a bikini layout in The Girls of FHM, and a hot nude cover and giant poster in the November Ice. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #80) (1 week in Top Ten) Official fan club: www.jordanfanclub.co.uk/

 

#15, 37 wks (274) (236) (189) (113) (92) (82) 72.Sheryl Crow: The Grammy-winning rock singer/ songwriter debuted at #4 with her greatest-hits album (also Top Ten in Europe), and has reached #37 with her cover version of Cat Stevens’ “The First Cut Is the Deepest.” Sheryl, 41, had a cover story in the November Lifetime. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #141) Official site: www.sherylcrow.com/

 

#73, 4 wks ) 73.Kelly Preston: John Travolta’s pretty blonde wife, 41, plays the mom—for whom the title character has the hots—in “The Cat In the Hat,” which earned $85 million through its third weekend despite being one of the worst films of the year. See:

www.askmen.com/women/actress/38_kelly_preston.html.

 

#25, 29 wks ) 74.Cate Blanchett: Stylish Australian blonde stars with Tommy Lee Jones in the Western drama “The Missing,” which earned $22 million through its second weekend, and will have another brief appearance in the epic “Lord of the Rings” finale as queen of the elves. Cate has the cover and 10 pages of fashion poses in the December Elle (as “Modern Style Personified”). (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #205) Tribute site: www.online-shrine.com/blanchett/

 

#69, 9 wks (HM) (195) (142) (114) (94) (86) 75.Portia de Rossi: Tasty Australian blonde, formerly of “Ally McBeal,” plays the spoiled daughter of a jailed swindler in the new Fox sitcom “Arrested Development,” which has earned a full-season pickup. Portia has a nice leg-art pose in the January Femme Fatales. She purchased a $2 million L.A. home last year with her girlfriend, rock performer Francesca Gregorini, daughter of Barbara Bach. Fan site: www.portia-derossi.com/

 

#76, 3 wks ) (124) (95) (87) 76.Kristin Chenoweth: “It’s good to see me, isn’t it?” 4-foot-11 blonde cutie with the classic soprano voice, a Tony Award winner, is winning rave reviews for her perfomance as a scheming goody-two-shoes Glinda the Good Witch in a new Broadway retelling of the Oz story before Dorothy came along, “Wicked.” One reviewer said she “establishes herself as the most bewitching musical-comedy actress of her generation.” Kristin also has a solo CD, “Let Yourself Go.” Her site: www.kristinchenoweth.com/

 

#39, 22 wks ) (47) (39) 77.Christina Applegate: Former “Married With Children” blonde won the Emmy for her guest appearance on “Friends” as Jennifer Aniston’s self-absorbed sister, and made a return appearance on October 30. The lovely cover girl (in low-cut red tank top & slacks) with 3 pages in the December “Sexy Issue” of Cosmopolitan, Christina has a supporting role in the murder drama “Wonderland,” now in theaters. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #288) Tribute site:

www.undying.com/celeb/Christina_Applegate/

 

© #3, 124 wks (77) (61) (49) (41) (37) (56) 78.Katie Holmes: Brunette former “Dawson’s Creek” beauty continues to build her indie-film credentials with two current roles: as a wild child trying to use a Thanksgiving dinner to reconcile with her family in “Pieces of April” (which has earned $2.1 million) and as an object of fantasy for Robert Downey Jr. in the ensemble film “The Singing Detective”; both films are in limited release. Katie has a pretty cover and 6 pages in the December-January Teen Vogue. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #45) (4 weeks in Top Ten) Link to: http://www.katie-holmes.com.

 

© #10, 83 wks ) (HM) (--) (118) (89) 79.Naomi Campbell: Still quite dazzling after all these years, the British black supermodel strutted her stuff in the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on CBS November 19. She’s featured in the new Jay-Z music video “Change Clothes and Go.” (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #77) (2 weeks in Top Ten) Photos: www.naomicampbell.cjb.net. Her official website is coming soon: www.naomicampbell.com/

 

© #1, 135 wks ) 80.Julia Roberts: Ranked as the second most powerful actress by Entertainment Weekly, Julia has a cover feature in the January Harpers Bazaar; a thoroughly glamorous cover and 9 pages in the December In Style, and shared the cover of the November 14 EW with the female cast of her film “Mona Lisa Smile” (in which she plays an inspirational teacher at a 1950s women’s college),ng December 19. She and castmate Julia Stiles also share the cover of the January Glamour. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #10) (9 weeks at #1; 35 weeks in Top Ten) Regularly updated fan site: www.juliarobertsonline.com/

 

#75, 4 wks ) (139) (119) (101) 81.Mischa Barton: Cute, slender brown-haired 17-year-old co-stars in the new Fox prime-time soap opera “The O.C.” Mischa shares the cast cover (plus 2 pages) of the December 12 Entertainment Weekly as the fall season’s breakout show. She also has an appealing cover and 4 pages in the Nov.-Dec. Elle Girl, 5 pages of fashion poses in the November Movieline. Fan site: www.mischabarton.

 

#67, 4 wks (--) (--) (--) (374) (334) (281) 82.Joy Bryant: Beautiful 27-year-old black model-turned-actress from the Bronx plays Jessica Alba’s wisecracking best friend Gina in the musical/romantic drama “Honey,” which earned $13 million in itsng weekend. Joy, featured in last year’s “Antwone Fisher,” has a glamorous 5 pages (including a fine 2-page leg art pose) in the 5^th anniversary issue of Flaunt. See:

www.moono.com/html/joy-bryant/joy-bryant-pictures.com.

 

#83, 7 wks ) (129) (93) 83.Jillian Barberie: Auburn-haired, Canadian-born self-proclaimed “weather broad” on the Fox NFL pre-game show and co-host of “Good Day L.A.” shows off her curves with 5 pages in lingerie, including 1 page near-topless, in the December FHM. Jillian, 37, also hosts the syndidated dating show “Extreme Dating.” Her site: www.jilliansworld.com/

 

#20, 33 wks ) (87) (104) 84.Rachel Weisz: Beautiful British brunette of “The Mummy” fame, 32, portrays a mysterious woman trying to rig a jury trial in the John Grisham drama “The Runaway Jury,” which has earned $48.5 million to date. She graces the cover with 4 pages in the February Celebrity Sleuth. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #175) Photos: www.actressarchives.com/rachel/

 

#20, 18 wks ) (152) (136) (111) 85.Lani Todd: Cute, perky 36B-25-35 blonde December 2002 Playmate has an uncredited 1-page nude pose a la Marilyn Monroe in the January Playboy; 2 pages in the Jan.-Feb. Playboy Book of Lingerie; 4 pages in Playboy‘s Wet & Wild; 5 pages in the French Les Filles de Playboy #33, and is in the 2004 Playmate Calendar and the Playboy Lingerie Calendar. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #221)

 

© #10, 37 wks (51) (15) (10) (14) (28) (53) 86.Meg Ryan: Loveable blonde, still a world-class beauty after celebrating her 42^nd birthday on Nov. 19, takes on the most erotic role of her career as a literature professor who stumbles into a serial-killer mystery in the Jane Campion-directed thriller “In the Cut” (it’s earned a disappointing $4.7 million), including her first nude scene in over a decade; she’s naked for the love scene, then sits on the bed and walks around topless. Meg has a cover feature in the November British Esquire (“Have You Seen Meg Ryan Naked Yet?”), and 2 pages in the December Total Film. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #109) (1 week in Top Ten) Photos: www.cinema-stars.com/ryan/

 

© #20, 61 wks (45) (34) (29) (20) (32) (54) 87.Eliza Dushku: The brunette sexpot known as bad-girl Faith on “Buffy, the Vampire Slayer” stars in her own Fox fantasy/drama series “Tru Calling” as a young woman working at a morgue who discovers she can go back in time to save lives; the show has been picked up for the full season despite modest ratings. Eliza, 22, has a half-page in the January Femme Fatales. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #140) Up-to-date fan site: www.elizadushku.org/

 

#64, 3 wks ) (110) (73) (64) 88.Martine McCutcheon: Full-figured British brunette, 27, long popular as a 1995-99 regular on the U.K. soap “EastEnders,” plays the adorable “tea girl” who captivates newly elected prime minister Hugh Grant in the romantic comedy “Love Actually,” which has earned $49 million to date. Also a pop singer, Martine has a glamorous cover and 3 pages in the November British Cosmopolitan.

 

#67, 6 wks ) (220) (144) 89.Monique Dane: Superbly endowed (37D-25-35) Danish blonde (also part Swiss) has a sizzling, explicit 8 pages nude in the February Stacked. Since getting her start as an Internet bombshell including Danni’s Hard Drive, she’s appeared in adult videos. See:

www.nude-sexy-models.com/monique-dane.html.

 

#51, 12 wks ) (144) (121) (102) 90.Melinda Messenger: 34DD-22-34 British blonde of mid-1990s topless Page 3 fame has a sexy upcoming lingerie layout in the next British GQ. Photos:

www.intrweb.com/melinda/

 

#91, 1 wk ) (139) (112) 91.Sophie Ericsson: Monumentally endowed 36E-25-35 Swedish blonde has 6 pages in Playboy‘s Voluptuous Vixens.

 

#92, 1 wk ) (140) (113) 92.April Renee: Outstanding 34D-23-34 Ohio-born blonde has 4 pages in Playboy‘s Voluptuous Vixens.

 

#93, 2 wks ) (153) (114) 93.Vida Guerra: Stacked Havana-born, New Jersey-raised auburn-haired hottie with the amazing “bubble butt” has a nice foldout in the January FHM 2004 calendar, following her 5 pages of bikini & lingerie poses, including 2 pages semi-nude, in the December issue, and a 1-page bikini pose in the Jan.-Feb. King which proclaims her posterior to be the best of the year. Vida has appeared in several music videos, including the Nelly hit “Shake Ya Tail Feather.” Her site:

www.vidasworld.com/

 

© #6, 61 wks 03) 94.Renee Zellweger: Huggably cute Texas blonde has a cover feature in the December Vogue, and a pretty cover for the November New Woman. She plays a rural woman who helps Nicole Kidman in “Cold Mountain” (ng Christmas Day). Coming next year is her sequel to “Bridget Jones’ Diary.” (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #80) (9 weeks in Top Ten) Photos: www.actressarchives.com/renee/

 

#95, 1 wk ) (160) (121) 95.Anais Alexander: Outstanding 19-year-old California blonde is the cover girl and Pet of the Month in the November Penthouse.

 

#96, 1 wk ) (143) (115) 96.Nadia Cherif: Slender, striking raven-haired brunette, 23, is the Playmate of the Month in the December German Playboy, a layout with an American Indian motif, and indeed she has a native American look. See: www.playboy.de/

 

© #10, 93 wks ) 97.Claudia Schiffer: German blonde supermodel appears in the final sequence of the romantic comedy hit “Love Actually” as a potential love interest for widower Liam Neeson. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #53; she was #1 in 1990.) (2 weeks in Top Ten) Fan site: www.kmmod.com/cschiffer/

 

#96, 2 wks ) (HM) (217) (161) (124) 98.Franciely Freduzeski: Slender, alluring Brazilian brunette soap opera actress has 8 pages nude in the December German Playboy. See: www.playboy.de/

 

#39, 10 wks (--) (--) (--) (--) (167) (122) 99.Karolina Kurkova: Nicely endowed 19-year-old green-eyed blonde from the Czech Republic was a standout in the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on CBS. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #347) See: http://kkurkova.kmmod.com/

 

#100, 1 wk ) 100.Oluchi Onweagba: Six foot two and well-endowed, the 21-year old black model from Nigeria made a strong impression once again in the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on CBS. Official site coming soon: www.oluchi.com/

 

 

Bombshells Bubbling Under the Hot 100

(Figures for weeks represent weeks in the Hot 100 only):

 

#45, 4 wks ) (206) (175) (128) 101.Maria Bello: Blonde from the Philadelphia area, best known as the bar owner in “Coyote Ugly,” has fully nude love scenes as a Las Vegas waitress who falls for hard-luck guy William Macy in the indie film “The Cooler,” now in limited release. Maria has a leg-art cover and 6 pages in the November Razor, 1 page in the December Esquire. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #449)

© #2, 55 wks 29) 102.Jennifer Connelly: Oscar-winning brunette beauty from “A Beautiful Mind” has a face-only cover and 4 pages in the December Allure, and a quite strking cover portrait plus 6 pages in the 5^th anniversary issue of Flaunt. She stars with Ben Kingsley in the drama “House of Sand and Fog,” out on Christmas Day. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #54) (16 weeks in Top Ten) Fan site: www.jenniferconnelly.net/

© #7, 136 wks ) 103.Linsey Dawn McKenzie: British brunette’s latest showcases for displaying her epic GG-cup bosom are Knave‘s DD Plus (gatefold & 5 pages) and The Best of Big Ones (12 pages). (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #43) (5 weeks in Top Ten) Link to:

www.linseysworld.com.

#104 peak (--) (--) (--) (--) (--) (173) 104.Marsha Thomason: Lovely British black actress, 27, portrays Eddie Murphy’s wife in the comedy “The Haunted Mansion,” which earned $46 million through its second weekend, and plays casino pit boss Nessa Holt on the NBC series “Las Vegas.” She has 1 page in the Dec. 5 Entertainment Weekly.

#105 peak (--) (--) (--) (--) (--) (174) 105.Emma Thompson: Elegant Oscar-winning British actress, 44, is outstanding as always in the hit romantic comedy/drama “Love Actually,” wich has earned $49 million to date. She also plays multiple roles (including a rather sexual angel) in the universally acclaimed HBO two-part presentation of the Tony-winning drama “Angels In America.” 

 

#60, 3 wks ) (340) (280) 106.Mary-Louise Parker: Always compelling Tony-winning brunette is strong once again portraying a pill-popping Mormon housewife who finally realizes her husband is gay in HBO’s two-part “Angels In America,” including a brief fully nude scene. Recently departed from her recurring role as the First Lady’s savvy chief of staff Amy Gardner on “The West Wing,” Mary-Louise had a saucy 1-page cleavage pose in the December Elle. Up-to-date fan site: http://members.fortunecity.com/mlparker/

 

© #8, 33 wks (9) (8) (11) (18) (33) (55) 107.Vivica A. Fox: Sensuous black actress engages in a furious battle to the death with Uma Thurman in “Kill Bill, Vol. 1,” which has earned $69 million. Vivica, 39, has a thoroughly sexy 2 pages (cleavage/leg art poses) in the December-January Black Men. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #113) (2 weeks in Top Ten) Official site (still under construction):

www.vivicafox.com/ Photos: www.absolutepictures.com/fox_vivica/

#29, 11 wks ) (29) (50) 108.Brittany Snow: Very cute 17-year-old blonde stars as a suburban teen in 1965 who realizes her dream to dance on “American Bandstand” in the nostalgic and sometimes powerful NBC drama series “American Dreams.” (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #288) Fan site: www.brittany-snow.com/

© #21, 74 wks ) 109.Mandy Moore: Cute 19-year-old pop star and budding actress, now with short brown hair in place of her natural blonde, debuted at #11 with her album covering 1970s and ‘80s songs, “Coverage.” Mandy is cover girl for the January Cosmopolitan; has a bland cover and 3 pages in the December-January Nylon; and graces the cover of the December teen mag Dolly. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #135) See: www.mandymoore.com/

#17, 22 wks ) (17) (35) 110.Ines Cudna: Proclaimed “The Wonder Teen,” this spectacular 19-year-old, 40EE-26-36 Polish blonde has an entire 32-page nude 2004 calendar in the January Score. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #208) Her website: www.inescudna.com/

 

© #4, 99 wks (7) (7) (12) (21) (34) (57) 111.Lucy Liu: A vivid Samurai-sword battle to the death between Lucy and Uma Thurman provides the dramatic climax for volume one of Quentin Tarantino’s “Kill Bill,” which has earned $69 million. The “Charlie’s Angels” knockout, 34, landed at #1 on the video rentals chart with the film’s “Full Throttle” sequel. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #55) (8 weeks in Top Ten) Photos: www.actressarchives.com/lucy/

#29, 19 wks 45) 112.Jennifer Walcott: The 32C-22-32, brown-haired Miss August 2001 shares the cover plus 7 pages in the January-February Playboy Book of Lingerie; has 6 pages in Playmates In Bed, and 6 pages solo plus 6 pages girl-girl in the French Les Filles de Playboy #33. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #247) Her website: www.jenniferwalcott.com.

#36, 16 wks ) (152) (131) 113.Katie Lohmann: Busty blonde April 2001 Playboy Playmate shares the cover and a semi-nude layout in the upcoming December Front, and is in the 2004 Playboy Lingerie Calendar. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #287) Link to: www.katielohmann.com.

#52, 8 wks ) (194) (163) (133) 114.Neriah Davis: Consistently popular blonde 36D-23-36 March 1994 Playmate has a bikini cover and 4 pages of 3-D bikini poses in Bizarre #78. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #455) Her website: www.neriah.com.

#31, 12 wks ) (197) (139) 115.Hiromi Oshima: Alluring 34C-24-34 Tokyo-born beauty, now based in Miami, has a topless girl-girl pose in the January Playboy “Lights, Cameras, Fantasy” feature, and is the cover girl for the 2004 Playboy Exotic Beauties Calendar. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #308).

 

#20, 9 wks ) (180) (143) 116.Carmella DeCesare: Gorgeous 20-year-old, Ohio-born brunette April 2003 Playboy Playmate, possessing a cute, fresh-faced quality to go with a fine 34B-24-33 figure, has 1 page in the January Playboy Playmate Review; she’s in the 2004 Playmate Calendar and the Playboy Lingerie Calendar. Carmella also graces Victoria’s Secret catalogs and ads for Crest. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #226)

#35, 8 wks ) (290) (240) (140) 117.Evan Rachel Wood: Lovely and wonderfully gifted 16-year-old blonde actress of “Once and Again” fame plays the kidnapped daughter of Cate Blanchett in the Western drama “The Missing,” which earned $22 million through its second weekend. Evan turned in a remarkable performance earlier this year as a troubled teenager in “Thirteen.” (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #335)

© #1, 147 wks (46) (35) (32) (48) (59) (68) 118.Mariah Carey: The sexy diva demonstrates her prodigious physical charms once again reprising her delightful, beaming bikini cover and similarly stimulating feature (previously seen in the September U.S. edition) in the November French Maximal. The 33-year-old bombshell hit the Top 30 with her album of remixes. She recently had flashbulbs blazing when she wore a near-topless dress at the World Music Awards. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #20) (2 weeks at #1; 31 weeks in Top Ten) Her website: www.mcarey.com. Good fan site:

www.mcarchives.com/

#75, 2 wks ) (85) (75) 119.Zooey Deschenel: Following her widely-praised performance in the romantic drama “All the Real Girls,” the highly versatile Zooey (who alternates between brunette and blonde) goes the comedy route playing a pretend elf in a New York department store who falls for Will Farrell in “Elf,” which has earned a smashing $140 million to date.

#69, 10 wks (383) (332) (305) (257) (168) (141) 120.Pink: Hot-selling dance/pop singer Alecia Moore debuted at #9 in the U.S., and hit #3 in Europe, with her new album “Try This”; its leadoff single “Trouble” also reached the Top Ten on the Eurochart. The recipient of two Grammy nominations, she had a cover story in the December Seventeen, and landed another type of publicity by publicly engaging in kissing/makeout sessions two straight nights with “Terminator 3” babe Kristanna Loken.

 

#27, 39 wks (161) (243) (217) (187) (155) (134) 121.Summer Altice: Slender, sensual brunette August 2000 Playmate has 6 pages topless in the upcoming December Front. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #207)

© #3, 86 wks ) 122.Jolene Blalock: Sensuous strawberry blonde Jolene is in her third season (as a short-haired brunette) as Vulcan SubcommanderT’Pol in the “Star Trek” series “Enterprise.” She has 1 page near-topless as theyear’s #3 sexiest babe in the January Femme Fatales, and adorns the cover of Star Trek Communicator #147. The provocative 28-year-old has made no secret of her strong preference for sexually well-endowed men (“Size is important—I’m sorry, it counts! And anyone who says it doesn’t is a liar!”). (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #58) (11 weeks in Top Ten) Fan site:

http://www.joleneblalockfanclub.co.uk/

#94, 5 wks (--) (--) (--) (--) (322) (198) 123.Frances O’Connor: Appealing Australian brunette featured in Steven Spielberg’s “A.I.” co-stars in the critically trashed sci-fi adventure “Timeline,” which earned $17 million through its second weekend.

#124 peak (--) (--) (--) (--) (323) (199) 124.Anna Friel: Attractive and talented British brunette, a Drama Desk Award winner for her Broadway performance in the comedy “Closer,” co-stars in the sci-fi adventure “Timeline.”

#27, 22 wks ) (250) (201) (154) 125.Leann Tweeden: Superbly built brunette, a regular on Fox’s “Best Damn Sports Show” and also host of the Fox Sports Net extreme-sports show “54321,” has a semi-topless foldout in the January FHM 2004 calendar; a semi-topless layout from the same session in The Girls of FHM; and a bikini foldout & 10 pages in the December Muscular Development. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #234) Photos: www.leannonline.com/

 

#126 peak (--) (--) (--) (--) (218) (155) 126.Tricia Helfer: Curvy, teasing 5-foot-10, 34-24-34 auburn-haired former Victoria’s Secret model from Alberta, Canada has 6 pages in bra & panties, including 1 page near-topless, in the December Maxim, and 2 pages in the January Femme Fatales. The 1992 Ford Supermodel of the World winner, Tricia plays a killer robot in the Sci-Fi Channel’s two-part revival of “Battlestar Galactica.”

#127 peak (--) (--) (--) (303) (232) (165) 127.Rachel Bilson: Beautiful 22-year-old brunette, who plays rich bitch Summer on the hit WB series “The O.C.,” has 5 pages of leg-art poses in boudoir attire in the December Stuff, shares the cast cover story in the December 12 Entertainment Weekly, and has 2 pages in the Dec. 1-8 Us.

#128 peak ) (173) (142) 128.Rossella Brescia: Curvy brunette, 31, is the cover girl (nude from behind) with 7 pages, and a full 2004 calendar enclosed including some topless poses, in the November Italian Max.

© #18, 51 wks ) 129.Buffy Tyler: The 36D-24-34 blonde Miss November 2000 has 6 pages of girl-girl poses in the French Les Filles de Playboy #33. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #148)

#28, 20 wks ) (40) (69) 130.Julie Bowen: After three years, adorable blonde Carol Vessey and the title character of NBC’s “Ed” have finally discovered they’re in love, and she’s accepted his marriage proposal. Julie also models for Neutrogena. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #237) Fan site: http://julie-bowen.narod.ru/

 

#50, 15 wks ) (143) (123) (96) 131.Lauren Michelle Hill: Pretty, slender brunette February 2001 Playmate has 4 pages in the Jan.-Feb. Playboy Book of Lingerie, 6 pages in Playmates In Bed, 4 pages in the French Les Filles de Playboy #33, and is in the 2004 Playboy College Girls Calendar. She portrays one of several girls vying for Justin Timberlake’s affections in the “Senorita” music video.

(1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #412)

#13, 22 wks ) (70) (106) 132.Eva Mendes: Sexy Miami-born Cuban-American brunette, 25, plays Denzel Washington’s estranged wife and fellow cop who must investigate him in the drama “Out of Time,” which has earned $41 million, and is featured in the goofball comedy “Stuck On You,” nowng. Eva has a cleavage cover of the November Cosmo En Espanol. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #178) Fan site: http://flash.to/evamendes/

#94, 1 wk (--) (--) (--) (--) (219) (156) 133.Eva Longoria: Slender, sultry Mexican-American (U.S.-born to Mexican parents), 28, formerly on “The Young & the Restless” and very briefly on “L.A. Dragnet” until its cancellation, has 5 pages in lingerie in the December Maxim. In the magazine she raves about her girl-girl scenes in “Carlita’s Secret” with Maria Bravo.

#50, 27 wks (--) (--) (--) (--) (235) (166) 134.Jennifer O’Dell: Curvaceous blonde who teased fans for three years in a teenie jungle-girl bikini in the syndicated “The Lost World” has 2 pages (1 in bikini, the other in bikini top & short skirt) in the January Playboy as Babe of the Month, her second such appearance. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #297) Fan site: www.jenniferodell.org/

© #17, 52 wks 52) 135.Amy Miller: Superbly endowed blonde, the 2002 Playboy Book of Lingerie Model of the Year, has 4 pages in Playboy‘s Wet & Wild, 2 pages in the Jan.-Feb. Book of Lingerie, and 6 pages in Playboy‘s Voluptuous Vixens. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #147) Amy’s official website: www.amy-miller.com/

 

© #4, 103 wks 0) 136.Brooke Burke: Blessed with irresistible multi-national brunette beauty (part Portuguese, Irish & French), Brooke, a constant presence on the Lycos Top 50 during the past 22 months, recently reached a new peak of #2 after E! television’s special on the semi-nude photo shoot for her 2004 calendar and video “Barely Brooke,” and is holding steady in the Top Ten The host of the E! program “Rank” has a bikini foldout in the January FHM 2004 calendar, and a half-page nude in the January 50^th anniversary Playboy. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #60) (9 weeks in Top Ten) Link to: http://www.brookeburke.com/ Fan club: www.brookeburke.net/

#34, 4 wks (--) (--) (--) (--) (--) (200) 137.Elin Nodregren: Gorgeous blonde Swedish model is now engaged to golf megastar Tiger Woods, which sent her scooting up the Lycos Top 50 for Internet searches. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #342)

#57, 3 wks ) (207) (176) 138.Mayra Veronica: Big-bosomed Cuban-born brunette bombshell, who grew up in Florida, has a hot lingerie foldout in the January FHM 2004 calendar, following her 2 pages near-topless in the magazine’s December issue. She’s a regular on the Univision variety show “Don Francisco Presenta.” (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #535) See:

www.fhmus.com/girls/covergirls/233/

#62, 3 wks 51) 139.Erica Campbell: 34D-24-35 brown-haired model from New Hampshire with the abundant natural curves has 6 pages in Playboy‘s Voluptuous Vixens.

#140 peak ) (198) (153) 140.”Marjolaine”: Outstanding, gently curved 22-year-old Asian beauty, who is apparently in a French TV counterpart to “Joe Millionaire” and was in the video “Kissing Bandits,” has a lingerie cover and 7 pages in the November French Max.

 

#32, 13 wks ) (46) (76) 141.Jada Pinkett Smith: Will Smith’s lady plays Niobe, an ex-girlfiend of Morpheus and a formidable pilot & fighter, in “The Matrix Revolutions” (earning $136 million to date) bringing the epic trilogy to a conclusion. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #289) See: www.askmen.com/women/actress_100/107_jada_pinkett_smith.html.      

© #1, 183 wks ) 142.Rebecca Romijn: The blonde supermodel known as azure-skinned villainess Mystique in the “X-Men” films has 3 pages in swimsuits in the September Aussie magazine Ralph. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #12) (4 weeks at #1; 37 weeks in Top Ten) Fan site: www.rebecca-fanpage.com/

#34, 27 wks (--) (--) (340) (280) (245) (207) 143.Julia Stiles: Pretty and talented 22-year-old blonde plays a student of Julia Roberts’ at a 1950s women’s college in “Mona Lisa Smile” (ng December 19); they share the cover of the January Glamour, and were both part of the cast cover story in the Nov. 14 Entertainment Weekly. Julia also has a solo cover of the January Marie Claire. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #256) Fan site: www.julia-stiles.com/

#91, 6 wks (367) (307) (262) (221) (190) (161) 144.Kelly Monaco: Brunette April 1997 Playboy Playmate has joined the cast of “General Hospital” after her Daytime Emmy-nominated performance in “Port Charles.” Fan site: http://kelly-monaco.net/

#145 peak ) (200) (163) 145.Joyce Giraud: 25-year-old Puerto Rican brunette, who earned third place in the 1998 Miss Universe and co-stars in the sexy Women’s Entertainment network reality series “Diva Detectives,” has 4 pages in lingerie in the December FHM.

 

#146 peak ) (217) (164) 146.Nicole McKendry: Impressively curved brunette with penetrating green eyes, 24, has 5 pages mostly naked in the boudoir in the September Ralph after winning the magazine’s search for Australia’s hottest model.

#75, 3 wks (--) (--) (--) (--) (241) (169) 147.Esther Canadas: Seductive 26-year-old Spanish dark-blonde model/starlet has a thoroughly sultry cover of the November Spanish GQ, her lush lips invitingly puckered, and clad in low-cut miniskirt.

#148 peak ) (209) (189) 148.Mercedes McNab: Well-stacked 23-year-old blonde from Vancouver who plays former high school bitch turned domesticated vampire Harmony on the WB’s “Angel” (as she had in occasional appearances on “Buffy, the Vampire Slayer”), has 5 pages in lingerie in the January FHM, and was cover girl for X-Pose #81.

#90, 1 wk (--) (--) (--) (--) (--) (175) 149.Annika Sorenstam: Proving that her strong play earlier this year at a Fort Worth, Texas men’s tournament was no fluke, the 32-year-old Swede finished second to Fred Couples (beating out Phil Mickelson & Mark O’Meara) by winning five skins for $225,000 in the Skins Game, including an amazing 39-yard bunker shot for an eagle. Annika, already a member of the Hall of Fame, was recently once again chosen the LPGA Player of the Year.

© #10, 95 wks ) 150.Gwyneth Paltrow: Oscar-winning blonde is earning generally positive reviews starring as troubled poet Sylvia Plath in the drama “Sylvia” (including a semi-nude scene), although the film has earned a modest $1.2 million in limited release. Gwyneth, cover girl for the autumn-winter Another Magazine (with 6 pages including a nice double-page boudoir leg-art pose), just married Coldplay rocker Chris martin, and the couple is expecting a child next summer. (1999-2003 Glamour Girl ranking: #55) (3 weeks in Top Ten) Fan site: www.gwynethpaltrow.org/

 

 

How the Glamour Girls Hot 100 Is Compiled

Glamour girls earn credit for each weekly chart in the following categories:

1)     Movies: The current Top 60 at the box office; films that recently left theaters; and pictures scheduled for release in the coming weeks. Note that a glamorous role in a mid-level film can earn more credit than a bland role in a bigger hit. Oscars, Golden Globes, and other honors are included; also, critical acclaim can earn the same credit as box office dollars.

2)     Magazines: Over 100 U.S. and international publications are included in each survey. Magazines on newsstands during the survey period count most heavily; recent magazines of the previous few weeks count at reduced value. Covers earn more points than inside features; top-level magazines (Playboy, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, Esquire, GQ, Maxim, etc.) are accorded higher point totals than others; nude or semi-nude layouts get extra credit. Newspapers (most notably USA Today) and pin-up calendars are also included in this category.

3)     TV: What’s on the tube during the survey period, including first-run movies and appearances on late-night talk shows; Nielsen ratings and Emmy/Golden Globe awards are also taken into consideration.

4)     Internet: The major factors in this category are the Lycos Top 50, a weekly chart measuring the most-searched items through the Lycos search engine (including many glamour girls), and the daily top 100 rankings by DAI News tracking the women with the most photo downloads. Selected Web sites are also included, most notably Gateway to Eden, the Playboy Cyber Club, Mystique, Bomis, Ask Men.com, Danni’s Hard Drive, Maxim, FHM & GQ websites, and others.

5)     Music: The Billboard singles and album charts; MTV and VH-1 music video rankings as published in Billboard; European and international charts. Grammy Awards and other music industry honors are credited here.

6)     Home Video: The video sales, video rentals, and DVD sales charts as reported in Billboard and Entertainment Weekly. This category carries less weight than the above “Big Five.”

7)     Sports: Glamorous gals who earn athletic achievements during the survey period.

8)     Other: Broadway and off-Broadway theater; books.

9)     Beauty and Sex Appeal.

 

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